Monday, June 22, 2009

LETS MAKE LOVE

So i meet this broda, call him T for short. Alright not bad looking, and at that point im lacking some proper female attention, so im like why not, if not.

And the usual, T adds me on FB and i begin browsing his profile. Seeing some babe’s recurrent picture, and as usual my mind starts racing, maybe some ex. No i look @ the dates on the pictures, probably a girlfriend....who knows.

Then i check the babe’s profile. It’s open, for all to view! I start my own CIA/FBI work. lol. Browsing pics, can see a couple of T’s photos, oh and she’s in a relationship!!!!!!!!!! Arrrrgh! Now my 2+2 seems to be adding up to 4.

Went on one or two dates with T n trust the dude not to mention the girlfriend thingy till one day when were chatting online and i more or less coin it out of him with the whole tell me about yourself thingy. Well I kinda knew all this while just wanted to hear from the horse’s mouth I guess.

Hes like " yea i have a girlfriend in UK, doing masters but i like you n blah blah……At that moment i kinda switch off im my head, tell myself i gotta EX Mr. T , but this babe is beginning to like the attention ooooooo.

Mr. T and I talk on the phone hangout few times . One Friday, we go back to my friends place chit chat for a bit, and if I must mention the sofa in that house can’t accomodate two comfortably. It’s like half a sofa lol. To aid the discomfort i get the spare mattress from the room and put it in d living room! hmmmmmmmmmm, yea!

Picture this, two bodies, with a mattress, all in the dark! What better thing to do haha! I must say i wanted to kiss Mr. T and probably engage in some spooning, been a while na and "body no be wood- but my peeps that’s bout it o!. For petes sake hes got a gyrl abroad, those type of dudes are just looking for someone to unleash all their agro on - one nite stand or wateva! lol, naaaaa not me, il take pass!

So one thing leads to another, lips on lips, tongue in cheek, hands roaming trying to find their way underneath the clothes…., ohhh…..This is not ur R18 video so I wont go into much graphics!!!. Hes touching me, soft tender caresses, clothes off….! lol. Sure does feel good…. And you know the rest of the whole nine yards.

Oh and it was just meant to be spooning , that definately was in my subconscious. Somewhere down the line i sit straight and the dude has this look on his face like what the F$%K, "I caught a glimpse of heaven and was about to have the full view". lol.

So the guy is facing me with his John Thomas, long and hard as a rock. And hes like look at me, why dont you wana "make love to me" Make luvvvvvvv!, guess for lack of a “better word”. And I’m thinking dude we aint on d same page jare! (Abi mo loju, come and do ni!) Haha! Anyways I find something to say, “It’s too early let’s take it slow and besides that u got a gyrl”. And the latter reason sure did hold.

Damn! dude sure felt one kind, couldn’t hide the fact that he felt like shit cos he wasnt gettin some cos hes got a gyrl!?!?! After that night im telling myself I need a new distraciton. Mr. T was good while it lasted, but im sorry u gotta go. We talked a bit and I made conscious effort of withdrawing and fashing the bobo.

I guess Mr. T still reveals in his night dreams and fantasies cos sometime after that incident, about a month or so down the line, we talked on the phone, then later that night, i got this text saying " Not sure I can seal my lips further, let’s make love!"

hahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! I sure laffed my freaking head off.

Later folks.

5 comments:

  1. dang! ok it is not just me in this boy-not-getting some wahala. read Kay's posts on my blog for more info. get a new distraction mydear, mr T is obvi waiting for his gf abroad

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  2. so true naija shawty, imma waiting for his imported chic............get ya self a new distracion darl.

    U guys shld chek my post now, its not fair oooooooooo

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  3. @unguarded heart. u know ive got a lending ear. im hitting ur blog right away

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  4. Hahahah!
    I was in the same situation two months ago but it didn't get that far sha. It was just a lil smooch and after the smooch I realized it was not worth it o!Dating a guy with another chick in a different country I mean...

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  5. hmmmmm hmmm
    allll these dudes..y r they even uin d LDRs to begin with n e ways?

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